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I saw a man on the street with a parabola in his hand He said, “Sir please help me, I don’t understand, and I’ve been having troubles. This problem’s all my fears.” So I took out my notebook, and I wiped away his tears
With the Qua-a-a-dratic formula Quadratic formula Qua-a-a-dratic formula Quadratic formula And it’s opposite b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus 4ac Over 2a Over 2a Over 2a
Although I couldn’t factor it, I attacked the equation fast. Did I plug in the coefficients? Yep, you bet your ask me if I could explain it, and this problem’s down the drain. That’s exactly when he stuck a knife into my brain.
I exclaimed, “Why did you do this? Do you even care? Didn’t I just help you? Didn’t I complete your square? (No, actually, I used the uh…)
Qua-a-a-dratic formula Quadratic formula Qua-a-a-dratic formula Quadratic formula And it’s opposite b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus 4ac Over 2a Over 2a Over 2a
Now my life is over. I’ve seen all that I can see. Quadratics, cubics, quintics, quartics got the best of me. But as I lay here dying, a strange peace settles over me Knowing that upon my tombstone carved for all the world to see
Will be the Qua-a-a-dratic formula Quadratic formula Qua-a-a-dratic formula Quadratic formula And it’s opposite b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus 4ac Over 2a Over 2a Over 2a
One more time Qua-a-a-dratic formula Quadratic formula Qua-a-a-dratic formula Quadratic formula And it’s opposite b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus 4ac Over 2a Over 2a Over 2a
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